How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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