Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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