I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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