Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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