No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
