Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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