You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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