You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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