i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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