these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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