I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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