I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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