Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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