your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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