so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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