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I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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