There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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