the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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