"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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