it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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