gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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