i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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