lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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