Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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