We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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