I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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