another moral hangover. fuck.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
BRING THE BAGELS
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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