you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
