have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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