so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
