HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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