weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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