So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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