He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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