Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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