Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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