i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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