they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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