you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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