But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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