The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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