that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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