guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
