After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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