Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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