Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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