just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
So many bounce houses so little time
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
