The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Randomize
