gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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