i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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