I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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