you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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