If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
