you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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