Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
not ubering you a puppy
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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