Kiss
Puke
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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