He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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